#1

Do not talk about /b/.

#2

Do NOT talk about /b/.

#2-1

ALWAYS speak /c/.

#2-2

Remember 2nd place.

#2-3

It doesn't matter! I missed...

#2-4

AGAIN?! WHAT THE HECK!

#2-5

If anyone asks about /b/ you don't know anything.

#3

We are Anonymous.

#3-141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105

Expect us.

#4

Anonymous is legion.

#5

Anonymous never forgives.

#6

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

#6-241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210

Didn't expect them!

#7

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

#8

There are no real rules about posting.

#9

There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.

#10

If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T!

#11

All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

#11-1

Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.

#12

Anything you say can and will be used against you.

#13

Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

#14

Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.

#15

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

#16

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

#17

Every win fails eventually.

#18

Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

#19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

#20

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

#20-2

Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions.

#20-3

Except for rule 2719hex.

#20-20

Rainbow Dash is about 20% cooler than you.

#21

Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

#22

Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

#23

Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

#26

Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

#24

Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

#27

Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

#25

Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

#28

Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.

#28-5

If it TRULY is a girl, then this is an INCEPTION!!! Only way out is to die, so look at Chuck Norris the wrong way.

#29

In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

#30

There are NO girls on the internet.

#30-1

Rule 30 only applies to the deep web.

#30-2

If girls are found on the deep web, CODE RED, RED ALERT, ALL SYSTEMS BREACHED!

#31

TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

#32

You must have pictures to prove your statements.

#32-5

All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

#32-6

I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day.

#32-7

The shadows are ALL WRONG! Definitely Photoshopped.

#32i

I'm cool. See rule i.

#33

Lurk more - it's never enough.

#34

There is porn of it, no exceptions.

#34-2

There are ponies of it, no exceptions.

#34-3

If it exists, there's an app for it.

#34-4

If it exists, there is a YouTube of it.

#34-4x2

If it exists, there is a Lego of it.

#34-5

If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.

#34-6

If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube.

#34-7

If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.

#34-8

There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.

#34-34

Everything IRL is on the internet.

#34-99

There is a mario paint composer version of it.

#35

If no porn is found of it, it will be made.